The Downfall of Butters and his Summer Haircut

The Look At Me Shirts team recently added an addition to the shop. We still have love for Jack, the original shop dog, but Butters is the new face in the shop. He's as manly as a four month old Bichon/Poodle Hybrid could possibly be. He used to walk around the shop all proud... until today. Butters got his first Summer haircut.Butters, although named after our favorite South Park character, reminded us of a Muppet. Now he's kinda Fozzyesque... but I'm sure as the stresses of Dayton Kentucky wear him down, He'll look more like the Janitor Muppet.



















After his haircut, we are starting to wonder if it the best option. He now seems so depressed. We did it to keep him cool... but I think he may committ suicide by walking through our Shirt dryer. He went from looking like a cool pup, to a God Damn Fraggle!

He went to the groomer and came back lookin like he picked up a hardcore Drug Addiction. Look for Butters on http://www.facesofmeth.us/

Our Take on Miley

Its pretty funny how people are getting in a tizzy. Ooooh no, first Hannah Montana got a digital camera and took some picts of herself with friends. And now Vanity Fair got a hold of her for some artistic photos and people are wondering how to explain them to their kids. Uhhh, what kids are reading Vanity Fair? Why do they need explained?

Her audience is one step above Dora and a step below Dancing with the stars. They would have no clue about the photos if the media didn't blow it up. The news knows the name Miley Cyrus gets attention. Shame on Miley for wanting to get the best of both worlds and do a photo shoot that appeals to a different crowd (child molestors) It just goes to show, no matter how much money you have... there is always a career in porn.

Its funny how people are blaming Miley Cyrus corrupting our youth. My niece is a big Miley Cyrus fan...she can also recite "Soljah Boy" and "Fell In Love With A Stripper"

Actually, who cares about the half naked pict of her in a bed sheet? The photo of her and that Achey Breaky Heart guy with the Mitch Hedberg hair is way more creepy. Is she doinking her daddy?

Photoshop disasters

Ha, this is pretty funny on a few levels.
Photoshop Disasters has a collection of ads, billboards, and other types of media that have been poorly photoshopped. Some are pretty noticeable and rightfully hilarious...others can only be detected by the biggest happy-go-DAPPy snobby graphic designers.

I do like how this chick's arm is sticking out, yet her big ass biscuit head is making it look tiny. Damn, she's married.

The Best Thriller Dance Out There

Ashton blows

Run for the hills. Another crappy movie with Ashton Kutcher in some crazy love scenerio is coming out. The one thing we hate more than Ashton Kutcher movies, are the movie posters that promote them. Ashton + struggling actress

= the worst movie posters ever.

Here are a few... please let us know if we have left any out.

86 85

For those of you in Cincinnati, you cannot escape the BS surrounding Chad Johnson. He started talking crap, and we accepted it. He kept it up, and we said, "Awww its just chad being Chad." Yesterday, he threw Carson under the bus and kept running his mouth saying he would never play for the Bengals... basically we have had enough. We are rolling out our response. Its nothing flashy. Its direct and to the point.
We say, "86 85" If you are not aware of what the term "86" means...God Bless Ya! You have never worked in a restaraunt before! check out the wiki entry...

There are well over 86 possible origins for the phrase "eighty-six." The term, used to describe anything that's been cut or cancelled, has been traced to American restaurants and bars in the late 1920s and early '30s. Michael Quinion's World Wide Words offers half a dozen intriguing possibilities:

- 86 Bedford Street was the street address for Chumley's, a rowdy New York speakeasy that often forcibly ejected, or "eighty-sixed," drunk and disorderly patrons.
-While most bars served 100-proof alcohol, troublesome clients were often served the "watered down" 86-proof booze.
-A popular menu item was number 86, and so was often out.
-A very popular New York restaurant only had 85 tables.
-An early New York streetcar line ran from 14th street to -- you guessed it -- 86th Street. Conductors would call out "Eighty six! End of the line!"
In the British merchant marines, crews were held to 85, so the 86th man was left behind.

Today we've been getting tons of phone calls and media attention. Mo from 1530, Channel 12, Fox 19, and Channel 5's Ken Broo have all given us praise for our new promotion. Not only are we printing this shirt, but we are calling upon all Cincinnati Folk who are also fed up with Mr. Johnsons antics, to bring their Chad Johnson Jerseys or Tshirts to our shop in exchange for a free 86 85 shirt! We are going to collect them for a few weeks and then donate them to World Vision, a charity who gives kids in Africa Clothes. We wanted to give locally, but then we would just have more Chad Johnson items running around... and we dont want that, you dont want that, and apparently Mr. Speed Stick Deodorant spokesman doesnt want that either.

So look for our mush mouths and double chins on the news tonight... and just remember, its for charity!

Bill Burr - Virus Tour Tribute Shirts

These are not available to the general public, but we were so excited that we got the chance to print them, that we felt it was blog worthy. What isn't blog worthy anymore?
Anyone who knows anything about standup knows the name Bill Burr.... or Bill Brasky, one or the other. In Summer of 2006, Burr performed on the Opie and Anthony Virus Tour. This took everything good about standup and turned it upside down. Instead of a nicely lit, intimate comedy club with a good sound system, the comedians had to deal with a few thousand drunken idiots, in an outdoor ampitheatre. Needless to say, it was a disaster.. for the first few comics. Everyone was booed off before Bill Burr took the stage fighting. He got booed...but just refused to get off. He threw his prewritten material aside and tore into Philly. Just watch the video below....



Bill is making his first trip back to Philadelphia since he ripped them a new ass...and he's offering this slick Tshirt (printed by us) to his fans. We tried to get him to offer it to everyone for a limited time, but he wanted the people who were a part of it to be able to have it. In a world where people are looking to make a buck off everyone they come in contact with, we think its cool that Bill is sticking to his guns and making it a truly limited edition. Anyway. check it out.